Hey Nerds,
It's Tuesday and my body has decided we're doing that thing where we wake up at 4:47am for no reason. Not 5am like a normal person having a crisis. 4:47.
Tried to go back to sleep but my brain started listing every embarrassing thing I've done since 2013. Did you know in 2013 I told my crush I collected "vintage pencils"? I didn't. I don't. Why did I say that? It's 2025 and I'm still haunted by pencil lies.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Denzel Washington secretly joins Black Panther 3
Sebastian Stan playing both Frankenstein AND his monster because normal roles are for cowards
McDonald's causes actual riots over Pokémon cards
...and more
