Fake Beards + Real Whales

Morning started with me getting dressed in the dark and discovering later that I'm wearing one black shoe and one navy shoe. They're not even the same style. One has laces. One has... dreams? Hope? I don't know, but they're different.

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BTS first-look photos of John Lithgow as Dumbledore dropped and he's on a beach for some reason?

The beard is there. The robes are robing. He looks like John Lithgow in really expensive period pajamas. I expected him to look... different? For some reason? Like the beard would transform him? But no. It's just John Lithgow. With face furniture.

Cornwall beach scenes that aren't in the book which means they're ADDING content. Like it needs more. What's next, a subplot about Filch's love life? Mrs. Norris's origin story? Actually I'd watch that. Forget I said anything.

They built Laboon. An actual whale. "The size of a cruise ship" according to cast member Taz Skylar. Not CGI. Not green screen. They BUILT A WHALE.

This is peak Netflix. "Should we use CGI for the giant whale?" "No, build it." "But it'll cost-" "BUILD. THE. WHALE." Someone approved this budget. Multiple someones. There were meetings. PowerPoints. Someone made a slide that said "Whale Construction Budget" and kept their job.

April 26, 2026 at the Palace Theatre, vampires are going to sing and dance about being vampires.

Caissie Levy and LJ Benet are leading a cast that will somehow make "death by stereo" into a show-stopping number.

Remember when vampires were scary? Now they sing. And sparkle. And have feelings. I blame Twilight. Everything wrong started with Twilight. My back pain? Twilight. The economy? Twilight. This musical? Definitely Twilight's fault.

Ferguson confirmed she filmed scenes for Dune: Part Three even though Lady Jessica basically doesn't exist in the book it's based on.

Denis Villeneuve called her with "a little idea" which in director speak means "I'm changing everything but trust me." She has a small part. Microscopic. But she's there.

This is how Hollywood works now. "Your character's dead/gone/irrelevant but want to show up anyway?" "Sure!" Because paychecks.

Elijah Wood strongly hinted he's returning for The Hunt for Gollum at DesertCon, saying they're getting "the creative band back together."

Ian McKellen confirmed as Gandalf. Andy Serkis directing while also playing Gollum.

He says, "So many familiar faces returning”.

All of them probably. They'll CGI in Christopher Lee's ghost at this rate. "Want to bring back Boromir?" "He died." "CGI ghost?" "...yes."