Hey Nerds,
Thursday morning and I'm convinced my coffee maker is gaslighting me. Made the same coffee I always make but today it tastes like shame mixed with battery acid. The machine knows.
It knows Thursday is a garbage day wearing a "Friday Eve" t-shirt trying to be cute. We're not fooled, Thursday. You're just Monday's cousin.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Robert Downey Jr. and Ryan Reynolds allegedly beefing on set
Art the Clown's origin story getting the David Lynch treatment
X-Men movie confirmed
...and more
