Hey Nerds,
It's Thursday and I just realized I've been writing "2024" on everything for the past nine months. Nine. Months. Nobody corrected me. This means either everyone's too polite or they've collectively decided I'm a lost cause. Both options feel correct. Found a check I wrote in January. It says 2024. The bank cashed it anyway. Even institutional systems have given up on me. This is either rock bottom or a superpower. Probably rock bottom.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Channing Tatum injured himself fighting Doctor Doom and wants us to take Gambit seriously now
Tom Cruise still trying to film in actual space
Jordan Peele has no idea what movie he's making next
...and more
