Hey Nerds,
FRIDAY. WE MADE IT.
Well, "made it" is generous. We survived. We're here. We're upright (mostly). Celebrated by putting on real pants for the first time since Monday. They don't fit right anymore. When did my body decide to reshape itself? Why wasn't I consulted? Found a Skittle in my pocket though, so the universe is balanced. It was green.
I hate the green ones.
The universe is cruel.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Godzilla's getting a mechanical doppelganger
Netflix wants to milk K-Pop Demon Hunters
Campbell's made Pokémon soup and suddenly I'm 8 years old crying in a grocery store again
...and more
