Hey Nerds,
Tuesday morning and I'm already having beef with inanimate objects. My shower curtain attacked me. Not metaphorically. It literally wrapped around me like I'm Janet Leigh and it's auditioning for Psycho. Fought back with a toilet brush. The curtain won.
Now I'm damp, defeated, and late for everything. This feels like a metaphor for my entire life but I'm too tired to unpack that. Also too wet.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Guillermo del Toro made Frankenstein's monster look like a runway model in a fur coat
Vietnam War soldiers vs actual dinosaurs is a real movie that exists in our timeline
The Fantastic Four made bank and Marvel's already planning world domination
...and more!
