Hey Nerds,
Had a dream I was being chased by a giant sandwich. Woke up. Realized it was just Thursday chasing me with its mundane inevitability. The sandwich would've been preferable. At least sandwiches have a clear purpose. Unlike Thursday.
Or me.
Or this rambling.
Here's your news.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Gunn drops "Superman SAGA" bombshell
Some redhead named Scott might be your next Bond
Michael Bay's Transformers script exists somewhere, probably covered in explosion residue
...and more