Hey Nerds,
You ever wake up on Monday and immediately check your bank account just to ruin your own day? That was me, except I also discovered I drunk-ordered a Nicolas Cage sequin pillow at 2am Saturday.
It arrives Wednesday. I have no memory of this.
My credit card statement says otherwise. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet after 10pm. Or before 10pm. Actually, just ban me entirely.
IN THIS ISSUE
Marvel's timeline is more f***ed than my sleep schedule
Spider-Man's getting a new best friend and it's... complicated
Someone at LEGO decided we needed 12 Spider-Verse minifigs and my wallet is crying
...and more!
