Hey Nerds,

So I tried to make coffee this morning and somehow ended up with what can only be described as caffeinated tar. Like, the spoon stood up in it. Just... vertical. Defying physics. Started me thinking about how I've been drinking increasingly stronger coffee since I was 15 and at this rate by 40 I'll just be chewing espresso beans like a feral raccoon. Anyway, here's your news.

Hellraiser's Getting a Video Game and Doug Bradley's BACK

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