Hey Nerds,
Thursday, aka Friday's annoying younger sibling who tries too hard.
Woke up with the kind of optimism that only comes from forgetting what day it is and thinking it's Friday. It's not. It's never Friday when you need it to be.
That's another rule. Like how your phone only dies when you need it most, or how you only run into your ex when you look like you've been living in a dumpster. Which, emotionally, I have.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Marvel's hunting for BARGAIN X-Men while putting Deadpool 4 in timeout
Sonic 4 continues the franchise's obsession with evil doppelgangers (relatable)
Spider-Man: Brand New Day's villains revealed and they're... interesting choices
...and more!