Hey Nerds,
Tuesday morning and I've already had three separate existential crises and it's only 9am. The first was about whether I'm using the right toothpaste. The second was about that weird noise my car makes. The third was because I realized I've been pronouncing "acai" wrong for YEARS and everyone just let me.
Everyone.
My trust is shattered. Also, why is Tuesday? Who decided we needed this day? Show yourself, coward.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Marvel's streaming strategy apparently killed everything we love (surprise!)
The Punisher's solving problems with baseball bats again
Disney almost turned The Rock into an AI nightmare fuel
...and more!
