Hey Nerds,
It's Thursday and I'm running on spite and whatever that energy drink was that I found in the back of my fridge. Pretty sure it expired in 2023 but it's fine, I'm fine, everything's fine.
My eye won't stop twitching but I'm choosing to believe it's just my third eye trying to open. Unfortunately, it's only showing me visions of all my poor life choices.
There are so many. SO many.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Matt Smith joins Star Wars because apparently Doctor Who wasn't enough space for him
You can now sleep in the Poltergeist house (therapy not included)
WWE just broke up with Peacock for ESPN's streaming service nobody asked for
...and more
