Hey Nerds,
Woke up this morning and my first thought was "no." Just no. To everything. To Monday, to consciousness, to the 14 emails I can see on my phone but refuse to open. My coffee maker made a new noise today - sort of a grinding wheeze. Fixed it by hitting it with a spatula. This also works for most of my problems.
Not all of them.
But most.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Superman gets a sequel called "Man of Tomorrow"
Someone paid $3.6 million for Darth Vader's lightsaber
Life is Strange becomes a TV show
...and more
