Hey Nerds,
Just discovered I've been wearing my shirt inside out since Saturday. SATURDAY. Went to Target, the gas station, and my friend's birthday party like this. No one said anything. Either I've reached a new level of "don't give a f*ck" energy that people respect, or everyone in my life has collectively given up on me. Honestly, both options track.
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Nathan Fillion's turning Guy Gardner into HBO's most hated Green Lantern
Disney accidentally creates something original
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