Hey Nerds,
Just rolled out of bed at 11:47am because weekends are a social construct and my body has decided Monday doesn't exist until I've had at least three cups of coffee. Spent all weekend avoiding my phone because my cousin got engaged and I'm supposed to be happy but all I feel is the crushing weight of my own romantic failures.
Anyway, I ate an entire sleeve of Oreos for breakfast and I'm pretty sure my cat is judging me. How was YOUR weekend?
IN THIS ISSUE
The Crossed movie found its cast and my therapist just bought a boat
Leatherface might get a love interest and honestly good for him
Hayden Christensen is STILL filming Ahsoka Season 2 (October?!)
...and more!
