Hey Nerds,
Tuesday morning and I just spent 20 minutes looking for my glasses while wearing them. This is the same vibe I bring to all life decisions. Like yesterday when I confidently told someone I'd "circle back" on something knowing full well I have never circled back on anything in my life. I don't even know what shape I'm making. It's not a circle.
It's more like a wonky spiral that ends in a parking lot somewhere. Anyway, my glasses are still on my face and Tuesday can bite me.
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