Hey Nerds,
Tuesday and I've already been personally victimized by a vending machine that took my money and gave me nothing in return. The Snickers bar is RIGHT THERE, mocking me. This is a metaphor for something but I'm too caffeine-deprived to figure out what. Tried shaking the machine. Security was called. Not my proudest moment.
IN THIS ISSUE:
Beast Boy's voice actor says he got fired for having Parkinson's
LEGO and Star Trek finally figured out they can make money together
Daniel Craig solves murders again
...and more
